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a.k.a. Rhymes with lawyer

(my one-man band)

THE MUSICIAN

Jaimie-Rose Brewer, a.k.a.

Before I wanted to be a writer, I wanted to be a singer. I even studied performance after school, where I learned that the industry isn't all it's cracked up to be. Shoutout to my cousin who released his Garageband tracks on Distrokid during quarantine and made me realize I could do it myself. So, yeah. Self-recorded, self-released, self-everything'd. (Next step is have everything professionally mastered and released on Spotify and Shazam and TikTok and all the places.)

Rhymes with lawyer

This is my one-man band (project?) where I release all my music. Very genre fluid: fairtytale pop, acoustic musing, dark piano ballads—we've got 'em all.

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* you spin me right round, baby,
right round *

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I have entirely too many Spotify playlists and should probably work in their promotions department.
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Behold, my stuff!

Once Upon a Time

I wrote this in 2014 while watching season 3 of the TV show "Once Upon a Time". Used Apple Loops for the music. 

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Everything

This is an interesting one. About a real relationship (not mine) that didn't work out in the end :/
At least this came out of it :)

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This is my most active playlist,
the stuff I'm currently obsessed with and listening to right now. It changes a lot.

(lyrics)

#1 Playlist: Hot Sauce

Most Liked Playlist: Jessica Jones Is A Mess

Ungoldy hours

I think this was written right after quarantine. If you listen to it, it kind of explains itself (and the craziness of the time)

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Puppeteer

Oof. This actually might be my favorite song I've written
so far, lyrically. I kind of imagine it like a dramatic scene in a really heavy musical.

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Whirlpool of Nothing

Pure 17-year-old, just-got-her-heart-broken angst. I clearly remember figuring out the piano after listening to "Monster" by Paramore, even though it sounds nothing like that song.

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I'm not quite sure why this playlist
got so many likes, but hey, it works for
54 people. I don't question the algorythms
(algorhythms? algorithms? those things)

My favorite song ever <3

Whenever I'm feeling like I'm running out of time or I'm just burned out, I play this and it's like ... oh, right. Everything's okay. I'm okay. I'll get it done tomorrow.

It's Harder This Way

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I wrote this one at 12 (around the time I thought up "Troubled") and I'm still not sure where it came from. The second song I ever wrote (first was a heartbreaker called, um, "Break My Heart"), and most of the lyrics survived the years except one or two lines. Wild.

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